Introducing: SherryCreams 4: A New Affirmation of the fine dining Culture

 
    quite the weather out there isnt it just maggie dear
    I do say
    *KNOCK KNOCK* MR BUTTERY OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE
    deary me
    I like to sip
    well arent you the connosir
    good grief jeremy open the blasted door!
    *JEREMY WALKS UP TO THE DOOR AND LOOKS THROUGH THE PEEP-HOLE*
    good day constable what seems to be the problem
    i'im afraid its about your boy mr buttery
    you had better come in then!
    mr buttery the poop-hole is too small i'm afraid you must open this door
    very well sir, can i offer you a jam treat
    jeremy dear there is a frightfully dreadful mess in the kitchen i say, better put that one in the diary for next time
    oh do tell
    the hound has crapped and let us just say he doesnt have his "shit" together
    i can mop the dreadful poo 
    nonsense dear here we are enjoying fine dining i wont have it
    the pong is rather overpowering
    stiff upper lip old boy, we are made of stronger stuff
    quite right. now constable what can i do for you?
    your young one did a runner from the village dinery
    let's see what the little swine ordered then:
    -raspberry tart with cream blob
    -onion bap
    -crab filling on a cheese mattress
    I'm afraid that's not all sir, he topped it all off with a lamb shank
    Lamb-Shank?! 
    indeed
    LAMB SHANK??!! 
    indeed sir
    lamb shank.. after all these years... maggie come quickly jeremy's crying
    lamb shank eh. son, look what you did to your poor father. 
    indeed
    s0n, yOu HAvE PROvenN YouUrSelf, WITH REGARDS TO FINE DINING, YOU EITHER HAVE IT OR YOU DONT
    what does this mean mommy
    idk lol onto the next one lets fucken munch hehe
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